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CAPTION CONTEST
Real simple. Win a Saturday shirt … and buy a tony plush shirt (man those are suh-weet). Just post a caption for this photo. If we like it enough win a shirt. We will even ship it to your house for free.
Work it.
I told the guy I wanted “SHITHEAD” tatooed on my leg….this is what I got.
Why does that vase have hair growing on it?
tattoo artist: “You want a what?”
dude: “Listen donkey, I want a tattoo of Sloth from Goonies and Lebron James’ illegitimate ass baby on my g’damn leg!”…..”Did I stutter?”
Thought bubble:
“I wonder if it’s too late to go back to school… I hear Ohio St. pays well…”
“Dude, you’re not going to believe this, but Lebron just ran into the back of my leg; check it out I have proof.”
“…and I didn’t even need a resume. The guys at ESPN say my ink and were all like: Boo-Ya! When can you start?”
“3 knees…right knee, left knee, Wee-nie”
and the winner is… CADILLAC. PLEASE EMAIL US YOUR CONTACT INFO AT titlebelt@gmail.com