An afternoon pick-me-up
Feeling down? Cubicle fatigue setting in? You don’t need a 5-Hour-Energy shot. You simply need a dose of “SPLIFF’S ODDLY SATISFYING FUN FACTS”!
It’s as easy as reading the NL Central standings, but I’ll even make it easier than that. I’ll just tell ya’.
THE CUBS ARE 20 GAMES UNDER .500, AND THEY’RE GETTING THEIR ASSES SWASHBUCKLED AGAIN TODAY.
In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz, I offer you Cubs fans a hearty “HA-HA!”
In addition to this wonderful fun fact, here’s some pictures of Cubs fans to get you through the long, hot, schweaty ass afternoon. Some are fun to look at. Some are, um well, even more fun to look at. Enjoy.