An afternoon pick-me-up

Posted by Spliff on Jul 20, 2011 in Rants from Spliff | 2 comments

Feeling down?  Cubicle fatigue setting in?  You don’t need a 5-Hour-Energy shot.  You simply need a dose of “SPLIFF’S ODDLY SATISFYING FUN FACTS”!

It’s as easy as reading the NL Central standings, but I’ll even make it easier than that.  I’ll just tell ya’.

THE CUBS ARE 20 GAMES UNDER .500, AND THEY’RE GETTING THEIR ASSES SWASHBUCKLED AGAIN TODAY.

(See today’s official box score here.)

In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz, I offer you Cubs fans a hearty “HA-HA!”

In addition to this wonderful fun fact, here’s some pictures of Cubs fans to get you through the long, hot, schweaty ass afternoon. Some are fun to look at.  Some are, um well, even more fun to look at.  Enjoy.

- Spliff

No, it's really NOT gonna happen.

Seriously, it's never gonna happen.

Perhaps some beer goggles would help you watch the game?

No beer goggles required.

Must've been HOT at Wrigley that day.

Cheap seats. Easy women.

Maybe Victoria has the secret to winning at Wrigley?