Fantasy Draft – LosersBracket.com Style

Posted by RosteBeefe on Sep 28, 2011 in Hotties | 0 comments

One of the favorite days of the year, probably bigger than Christmas is the day we draft our fantasy football teams. Nothing else give us so much pleasure and so much pain.

www.grantland.com has done a twist on this by running a bad quarterback league. They have also done a reality tv stars league. Good stuff and you should check it out. Grantland.com is a top ten blog in our book. If you haven’t been on it. Get on it.

Losersbracket.com has come up with one of the best things you will ever do via e-mail. That is a fantasy draft. For women, chicks, talent, hotties. Over the next several weeks we will be revealing our picks to you. Round by Round. We had a blast and if you are looking for something to do on a man’s retreat, at your local cave, or via e-mail, we highly reccomend it as you debate the merits of first round talent, sleepers, and reaches.

We of course laid down a few ground rules.

* Had to be “googleable”. You couldn’t pick your wife (ahem), your buddy’s wife (nice), the girl you are still hung up from high school.

* Had to be “how they look/are” now. Not Phoebe Cates from the 80′s. Phoebe Cates now. That way, the draft can be done yearly, and it makes it more intriguing. Although you could do a draft of “all time”, we choosed not too.

That was about it. Pretty simple stuff. How you determined your picks and strategy is up to you.

We had all 6 of our authors draft. Went 12 rounds, ok it went 8. We tried 12… but as awesome as it was, we lost track and mojo and moved on to the packers o-line or something. 5 teams. Miyagi and Roste shared a team. (that sounds funky.)

We thought of team names, like “get away sticks”, or “knockers,” or something stupid like “pink tacos”, but f* it. It’s about the ladies.

Here are just a few of the honorable mentions that didn’t make the rosters. As you can see, it was really amazing. These fine ladies, AND MANY MANY MANY MANY (MANY!) MORE.. DIDN’T MAKE IT

This is groundbreaking stuff people. Like watching picasso paint or Aaron Rodgers throw a perfect spiral. This is as good as it gets.