BLOG DOMINATION AND BREW CREW THOUGHTS
Losers, this is not an apology, this is not an idle threat… CCWriter was disabled by a senseless computer hacker for two friggin days. Malicious indeed. I didn’t crawl up in a ball and throw in the towel, I went shopping like a motherfucker. Look at this thing, three screens, power steering, cup holders and shit all over. It’s time to bring it. Did I lose some mojo? Yes, of course between losing my blogging lifeline and being brought to my knees in agony by the hated rivals of the South and Poo Holes, but I’m back, fuckin Honey Badger don’t give a shit. Almost lost it. But this ain’t coming to an end right now, hell no. So let’s do some catching up. Did I tell you the new blog chair is un-friggin-stoppable?
First, Randy Wolf, from one southpaw to another, you dominated the shit out of that game last night bro. Shit, that was the best damned pitching outing by the entire staff this playoff season. And the two homeruns? Fuck that shit, I’d throw those same two pitches in the same spot and dare those bitches to do that again. That was a performance for the ages, I hope to look back at that performance 20 years from now and say that was the turning point, that was the moment that lit the torch to a World Championship.
And K-Rod and Axeford? I honestly believe these two are the best 8th/9th inning guys in the game. Axeford is hurling with unhitable stuff right now. Going after hitters in 3 pitches, love that. Gallardo, stop the nibbling and go after guys, be confident in your stuff. You’ll keep that pitch count down in the process.
Now the offense. Mixed bag here. Props to Yuni Betencourt, dude’s on fire. We talked about Cory and Rickie Wart. My main concern is this, aggressiveness. I want to see a couple guys in the lineup jump on a first pitch. Not everyone, not every at bat, but undoubtedly the best pitch you may see all night is the first pitch of the at bat. A “get me over fast ball or lazy hanging curve”. Take that shit yard one time! Attitude, I love that first pitch swagger. Nothing pisses off a pitcher more than a batter stepping up to the plate and hitting your shit right up the box on the first pitch. Let Braun and Hairston work the count, Yuni and Rickie hit that shit that they set on a tee for you…
CCWriter, along with the rest of Brewer Nation, hopes to God that Greinke can build on the inspiring performance by Wolf last night and bring some lights out shit tonight. Now, enough sports talk, let’s take a peek at Mrs. Greinke for good luck’s sake…