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Braun’s hair is officially off the rails!

Posted by on Nov 23, 2011 in Rants from Spliff | 0 comments

WTF, baby?  You’re my son’s favorite player.  Heck, you’re my WIFE’S favorite player.  And being crowned National League MVP is amazing.  Not to mention, you’ve almost singlehandedly rejuvenated baseball fever in Brew City.  And you’ll likely go down in history with your head on the Mount Rushmore of all-time Brewers greats, but, I dare ask you, Mr. Braun… WHAT HEAD ARE WE GOING TO CARVE INTO THAT MOUNTAIN, THIS ONE??  YIKES!  GET IT TOGETHER, MAN!

We did enjoy Aaron Rodgers “phase” with the mustache*.  Kitchy and fun.  But this (with all due respect sir) has got to be explained…

- Spliff

My theory is that all of Brauny's California friends are influencing him to do this. But you're no surfer, Brauny. You're the Hebrew Hammer.

Guess it could be worse??

Or even MUCH MUCH WORSE.

Perhaps he's been going to the wrong salon?

Maybe check out Knockouts.net, Brauny.

 

 

* Still a title-belt worthy look…

Mustache ride, Deanna?