The Hebrew Herpes : Does Ryan Braun Have Herpes
Ryan Braun : Is his high testosterone a reaction to Herpes?
There is a rumor floating around that the press won’t talk about. But hell, we ain’t the press that’s for sure. So, you can hear it here first. Some people are saying that Ryan Braun of the Milwaukee Brewers has genital herpes. And either the meds he is taking for them or the disease (virus?) itself caused the off the charts testosterone level he had.
We have no factual evidence either way. 1. We ain’t no herpes Doctor. 2. We never had Herpes, although did have a case of the crabs after a little fun in Spring Break (ouch!) 3. We ain’t journalists.
But it is intriguing and makes a ton of sense. Brauny has said there are “highly unusual circumstances” in this case. Well, yeah, herpes would be that. Also, Ryan is a bit of a player around the area. Which is all fine and good, sure doesn’t mean he has herpes, but whatever.
I hope it’s true. Ryan Braun could even embrace Herpes like what Lance did for cancer or Magic for HIV. Free Ryan Braun condom day. Brewer fever… don’t catch it. Seriously.