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BeefCake Foul Machine
I believe the kid in the video is much like our friend Eric Cartman
I saw this video on Al Gore’s internet earlier today. I watched the video (as should you) and came to a few conclusions;
1. These refs are TERRIBLE. I know nothing about basketball, but even I can see that at least 3 of these fouls are flagrant.
2. The beefcake who fouls looks like he could be from Campbellsport, Kewaskum or Lomira. Hell, I knew kids who were built like this and who did play basketball. This kid is likely the center or tackle for his high school football team and plays basketball in the off season so he can hang with his buddies and get drunk after the games. It is hard for him to transition from smashing people to a semi-finesse game like basketball.
3. Beef Cake kid cracks me up when, after he smashes the twerp kid to the ground, he smiles at his cronies and his bench. He knows he sucks at basketball, he knows this is just for shits and giggles and he will be dominating a cheerleader after this game……he just wanted to throw a little twerp kid around. He don’t give no shits. Where is the party, lets get drunk.
4. Whatever league these teams are in does need to intervene here. This type of shit will get someone hurt and then THEN, out come the lawyers and law suits. Its all funny until concussions become involved, then Beef Cake Foul Machine will be in some hot water.
This is UNBELIEVEABLE FOOTAGE. i’d like to see Brad Jones tackle this high schooler. what a complete cockbag.
This is just good hard basketball.
Actually, what the fuck are the ref’s doing? Absolute flagrant fouls, and the kid should have been out of the game after two of them. Is Beefcake’s coach ok with this? That is the guy that needs to be looked at. Beefcake doesn’t understand…Beefcake just like smash people!!
And how did this not evolve into a fight? Was there no one on the red team willing to get in Beefcakes grill? Step up red.
I know those two chochbags. They said the reason for the hard fouls were because they were getting lit-up and because they both have really small wieners. So after the game they both went to a truck dealership and bought really big trucks, with big tires. You know, to compensate their manhood because of the really small wieners. Their names are Billy and Lance. I think they live in Cousty, or Elmore. No lie.
I see nothing wrong with any of this. Good hard playoff fouls. Nothing Intentional. Maroon needs to stop being a bunch of pu$$ies, realize how the refs are calling the game and start playing in that style. I think two of the plays actually could have gone the other way and been called offensive fouls on Maroon. Especially the one where the kid landed on his head. He was clearly out of control on that drive. An offensive charge should have been the call.
Cadillac, I assume you are being sarcastic. You’re talking about flagrant foul #5. The kid had a clear path to the basket, and then he got clotheslined. Where is the offensive foul there?
I wonder if there is any footage of Beefcakes jumper out there???
Fat people should not play basketball. This is the only way they know how to play since they can’t jump.
Hot headed fat kids suck