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Irsan to Monta to Udrih to Ekpe (to Kwame) For The Score!
John Hammonds , the gm of YOUR Milwaukee Bucks, was the executive of the year two years ago. Since then he has been a piece of crap. Last night he got his mojo back in a big way. Expired milk (Bogut) and moldy ass cheese (Stevie Jax) for Monta Ellis, Ekpe Oduh, and an expiring contract (7million!) that belongs to Kwame Brown. (Don’t worry Bucks fans, Kwame is hurt and won’t ever play a minute at the B.C. (Thank you David Stern or God or whatever).
Monta's reaction to him becoming a Buck. Excited, Mad, Suprised? Hey, Monta we are not sure what to think either. But you are better than sjax. Welcome!
Anyways, I started doing research on these cats. And I am SOLD. Lock stock and barrel. Which you might find odd because I loved Bogut. He busted his ass, did the dirty work and shared the ball. Too bad it was a horrible draft class so every body thought he was a bust. Not his fault he was the #1 pick in a bad draft. He bought 100 season tickets- called squad 6- for regular fans in the lower bowl and gave the B.C. some flare. For that I will always be thankful. I like to think it would be something that I would of thought of if I had made it to the NBA. (Damn you cruel world!)
Steven Jackson you are a piece of shit. Thank you for clarifying that and making Anthony Mason look like a good guy.
Ok, on to the good. Look, I was ready to roll the stats and shit, then I wandered on this INCREDIBLY GROOVY article about Monta and quite frankly I write great freaking blogs, but this article on the trade is like the pinnacle of a great blog (reason #10000099998876590 that jsonline.com sucks because they could never pull this off). Go ahead read it, and remember I clued you in on it.
Also and important, looks like this guy will be the friend that Branchise desperately needs. He can’t just sit and talk with Ersan and Delfino all day. Now he has a buddy. Watch Branchise be interested in basketball again.
Ok, if you are not going to read the article and need one thing to take away, here it is. The Bucks now have the two fastest slashers on the planet. It’s like we now have two Branchises. (I know wasn’t one enough?) But seriously… could be entertaining.
The other guy, Elmo or whatever his name is, is a young lotto pick that loves to play defense. Gritty Gutty Scotty Skiles approves!
Holy shit am I excited. No we are not closer to winning a championship, but we now have an entertaining and good team. Let’s roll biatches!
FEAR THE DEER IS F**KING BACK!
Check check, check, the highlight reel on Monta!
Now somebody get me some free Bucks tickets. I will finally accept them. (Still not paying for a seat, but getting closer!)
- Roste “Monta Ball” Beefe
Absolutely brilliant headline. That Beefe guy is like my three-point shot off a pick… GOOOOOOOOD!
Better than usual, but one glaring f-up. The Bucks don’t have the 2 fastest slashers in the league. DRose, John Wall, Russell Westbrook, Mike Conley Jr, Kyrie Irving & Ty Lawson are faster than our beloved hoisters. I would even wager that Chris Paul and Deron Williams are as quick as Monta. The fastest backcourt is more reasonable, but at the expense of any half court offense.
joe boo.. glad you sort of liked the article. i guess. yes, i meant the quickest back court, which i don’t think is debatable. i have an English degree but i choose to not use it. if you would like to spell check and edit my work, we have an unpaid position available, if that is what you are referring to.
btw, of that list i believe only ty lawson is faster. and if we are going to play that game. watch how long lebron takes to get down the court. he is a freak. he might be the fastest of them all.
Accurate analysis and accurate editing/spelling are two different concepts. Grantland said “fastest backcourt in the league”, you said “two fastest slashers on the planet”. The difference was my point. Be accountable for your words or do a tighter job copying Grantland.
Ouch.
The lockout is over?!? That’s great news! Let the season start. Can’t wait! Who gives a shit! The bucks are nothing but a roster full of high first round draft picks that never panned out. Reggie White isn’t coming back to Wisconsin to save a shity franchise. It will never be “cool” to play b-ball in Milwaukee. The chicks are not hot enough and there’s no clean beach. God I hate the NBA!!! Nothing but a bunch of thugs who can only play one on one basketball and only give a shit during their contract year. “Time to get paid yo!” Not to mention FUCKS like Dwight Howard and Carmelo Anthony pulling strings and making the calls for the organizations they play for. Fucking Stupid
Mar14
JoeBoo
Accurate analysis and accurate editing/spelling are two different concepts.
— you are wise beyond your years.
Grantland said “fastest backcourt in the league”, you said “two fastest slashers on the planet”. The difference was my point. Be accountable for your words or do a tighter job copying Grantland.
– aw, i see your wise ways. i do account for the words, and i actual linked right to grantland joe joe.
i stand by BOTH statements.
thank you. thank you very little.