Roste Random A.D.D. Rant On

Posted by RosteBeefe on May 4, 2012 in Rants from Roste Beefe | 4 comments

Ready.  Go.

I know a chivette.  Seriously.  That is a win I believe.  If you don’t go thechive.com and grantland.com often, people you are missing life in 2012.

Ashley is one of thousands of chivettes.

Some dilweed named Ben Rouse is attending all 162 Brewer games this year.  Somehow he got ESPN and Fox 6 and well the media in general to care.  How can he afford, why is he doing it?  Is this cool or not?  Seriously comment below cool or not?  Here is the website.

Junior Seau.  Wow.  Just.  Plain.  Nuts.  People generally seemed to love this cat.  Seemed like he had it all.  Then poof right to the chest.  I dunno.  Now it’s from concussions.  He is the 8th guy to die from his 1997 team.  That’s weird.  One duded got struck with lighting and then when they were doing CPR he got hit again.  Nuts.

On the Seau concussion thing.  Seriously people, is the start of the end of football.  Like will the government step in, will there be a huge lawsuit and no one will be liable or insured and allowed to play football.  USA without football.  So we have baseball and basketball.  And what is that?  Hockey?  Rugby?  Soccer?   Good bye ESPN.  Good bye college sports (most live off funding of football).  It really could be.  Think about it.  No moms would let your kids play it.  It could be over in our life time.  No ESPN?  Yeah, I’m fucking serious.

That frickin Kate Upton cat daddy thing has me losing sleep at night.  Why that is so damn sexy I don’t know.  She had to be drugged out of her mind to randomly stand at a wall wear nothing and do THAT.  Whew.

Could the Heat go, as Moses Malone said, go FO, FO, FO?  As in sweep the playoffs.  I think they certainly could.  Imagine like Knicks, Pacers, Hawks (or some silly East team) and say the Lakers or Spurs.  4,4,4.  Lebron, we are just witnesses again.  We forgive.

Speaking of forgiving, saw ole Judas is in the news.  What is the lawsuit.  Texting your dick?  Is that actually illegal?

Oh, the Saints did bounties, eavesdropped and actually are to blame for the weather too.  Like all the crazy weather we had.  Yep, TMZ.com just leaked it.  They are to blame for the weather.

I actually like Anthony Hargrove MORE for the bounty thing.  Good cat.  Good Packer.  Welcome.

Speaking of Packers… Teddy T just signed Moss finally.  No not THAT ONE.  Dale Moss from South Dakota, undrafted.  A WR.  So he could at some point wear say, 84 Moss on a Packer uni.  Sweet Candy!

Speaking of sweet candy.  How can a PACKER fan not love the draft.  When a fan’s team draft for need don’t we all just love it.  Nobody likes taking the future tackle.  We want results NOW.  And Ted’s draft was perfect for that.  Seems to me people are MORE excited about James Worthy (great Laker too!) than Nick Perry.  Weird considering draft position, but hell we could end up with 3 or even 4 starters from this draft.  WATCH THE HELL OUT, if we get a defense.  Get some rings fitted boys!

Scott Walker vs Democrats.  The state is split harshly.  The vote will be close.  It’s really going to be a big deal.  Polar opposite views.  You think there could be a leader to unite us all.  Hmmm… who could it be?  Jeremey Lin?  No.  Ashton Kutcher?  No.  I think Magic Johnson.  He beat AIDS, turned the ghetto around wherever he goes, never stops smiling,  Cookie would be a great woman in the white house, and seemed to turn the Dodgers around just by being there.  Ok, Magic ride that train to the white house.  You deserve it buddy.

I’m 38.  It seems I don’t really like music like I used to.  I think this is normal.  I mean how many 38 year old dudes are into music?  Why the hell is that?  Did it shrink when we got back hair?

Just got an Ipad.  Difference between my kindle fire and my Ipad is not a hellofalot on first glance.  Yes, I have both. Don’t you?

A.D.D.  Embrace your weakness.

-  Roste Beefe