HOW NOT TO BE A DOUCHEBAG

Posted by RosteBeefe on Jun 7, 2012 in Absurdity | 0 comments

This past weekend I had the pleasure into running into this gentleman at one of the first picnic/carnival/festival events for charity with live music, food, and beer that happen all over Wisconsin in the summer time.  All of them have a few grade “A” douche bags.  Us losers look to help. 

So if people call you a douchebag a lot and you are wondering how not to be a douchebag let this be exhibit “A”.

1).  Dreadlocks.  Bob Marley is dead.  I have no idea why you are doing this.  Probably for chicks or for your drug culture or something.   Seriously, I haven’t a clue except that you are a douchebag.  So don’t be one.

2).  Favre jersey.  Especially Vikings one.  You know people hate this shit, yet you wear it in public.  You obviously love controversy are a raging liberal and never saw a conversation you avoided.  Douchebag 101 is having a Favre jersey.  Burn em all.

3.)   Bringing your kid to an adult event.  He had his 10 year old son with him.  A lot of people go to these to GET AWAY from kids.  Also, besides that simple fact, people do ADULT things here.  Like grind on each other.   Get hammered.  Talk stupid.  Shit kids just shouldn’t be around.  Leave them at home, and if you can’t find a babysitter or afford one, then don’t attend!

Hope this helps so you aren’t a douchebag this festival season.

If you have a douchebag picture from someone at a festival and we use it at losersbracket.com we probably will kick you a free t-shirt.  Send pics to titlebelt@gmail.com.  Look people, we must stop the filtration of douchebags.  You can help.