ASDF

Posted by RosteBeefe on Jul 16, 2012 in Rants from Roste Beefe | 0 comments

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ASDF, is a random thing I type a lot.  If you don’t know what the hell I am talking about, look at your left hand.  Go from left to right.  ASDF.  asdfasdfasdfadsfasdfasdf.  See?

Anyways, Roste was off for a week with his family in the northwoods.  Relaxing?  With a bunch of little kids running around… moving on…

Here is some stuff you might of missed last week.

What is with all the summer movies of batman and robin and spider man.  Like a new one ever 6/12 months.  What does that say about us as a culture?  I mean this is the best we got?  How many versions of this can there be? Endless?

Steve Nash to the Lakers.  And 100 other pretty cool moves the NBA is making.  Not Herb Kohl though we are set to chase that 8th seed forever!  Go bucks!

The Milwaukee Brewers template:  Trade Greinke before we can’t.  Trade anyone else that we can.  Nelson Cruz, Alcides Escobar, Lorenzo Cain, and Brett Lawrie are doing pretty damn good on other teams.   Oh well, cupboard is bare, let’s re-load.

IF, AND A HUGE GIANT IF, Jewel Worthy and Nick Perry can put real pressure on QB’s and our run def is better, etc. we have a dynasty people.  Probably/maybe going to write an article on just that.  MULTIPLE RINGS.  WOW.

Emily and the bachelorette finally went to Curaco last week.   Lots of bikini time and we say good bye to Shawn who I picked as the winner.  Emily fell for the good dad and the person that makes her wet.  She screwed up and she knew it and cried a lot.  Love it.

Duck Dynasty is frickin funny.  I can tell it’s all totally, totally fake obviously.  But pretty damn funny and their wives are hot.  Good shit right there.

When are you too old for stuff like Rock USA or Country USA.  30?  35?  Or depends if you are married or not… 50 if you are single…and 28 if you are married sounds about right.  Right?

One of the weird habits I currently have is that I HAVE to wash before I eat anything.  Weirdly obsessive.

Hey if you don’t have one of these bad boys, consider it.  They are $21 bucks and work awesome.  Think beach, golf course, campfire.  Right to pandora, your phone, and boom.

This year’s hottest Olympian?  Melanie Adams, Olympic pole vaulter, Australia (down under baby!).  What’s with pole vaulters?  Remember Stokke?

Matt Forte is going to hold out.  Cutler sings horribly at Wrigley.  Go Bears.  Hahaha.  He kind of looks like a Chicago tool.  So maybe perfect fit.

Oh, shit, Ben Sheets is making a comeback with the Braves.  Pitched his ass off.  WTF, maybe the Mayans are right.

So… Tommy Thompson and Mitt Romney are going to be on November’s ballot.  That is so friggin wrong.  This is the best we got America?   Maybe there is a not crazy Ross Perot somewhere?  I hope so.  Come on USA, let’s go.

Why is Carmelo on the USA men’s basketball team?  Am I the only one that says he sucks?

Jim Leonhard is a free agent.  Ted, this guy bleeds football.  WE NEED A SAFETY.  Just once Ted… for me?  Please?  In Ted we trust.  It won’t ever happen.

The Shaq commercial is awesome.  I love that guy.  He can’t even close fit into that thing.   Look at his knees at :24 seconds.  Yet the commercial is how easy he fits into it.  And I believe him.

 

Check out 99designs.com.  Love this idea.  Your company need a new logo?  Their community of designers compete for your services.  Genius right there.

– Roste Beefe