If you have some boring fantasy football name like
Favre Forever or Mean Machine you know it’s time to upgrade. I realize a lot of you are the sort that are not creative enough to think of a good one.
Here I give you this one for free.
Frankie Yankovic. A tribute to the polka legend born in Milwaukee. Think too fat polka, in heaven there is no beer, and roll out the barrel as his big hits!
And Yankovic… yeah that’s sexually funny in a 7th grade way too.
And sometimes you just gotta polka bitches…
And just good old German hotties.