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Wisconsin Teenager Breaks Carp Record
I like the whopper, F the big mac
Zack Seitz, 18, of Campbellsport, Wisconsin, landed a 59 pound carp and now owns the Wisconsin record for Carp taken by alternative method (bowfishing). It was weighed officially at Loehr’s Meat Market, so we know the poundage is accurate.
Losersbracket.com salutes you, Zack. Not only for your accomplishment, but the picture that is circulating publications and the internet is totally balls.
1. Campbellsport? Where is that? Is that near Elmore?
2. Is the guy in blue posing for the campbellsport wrestling team?
3. I Googled Loehrs Meat Market. Here is what I got. ‘Sausage so big, it will make your girlfriend squeal pig.’ ‘Downtown Main St.’ ‘Right next to Woody’s On the Pond.’
4. Early word is, is that that carp has been dead for years. Found by these 3 fudge packing dildos on the dried up banks of the mighty Mill Pond.
5. Carp? Good eats?
6. 59#’s! Big deal. I’ve got 59#’s in my pants. It’s called “Elephantsides.”
^^
Let’s put 20 seconds on the clock and see how many funny comments we can make.
Hey AD. Are you related to Brett Rauch?
“Find some grass Bussy!!!”
That’s only 9 seconds. YES.
I am not. You might know my pops, Larry.
If you zoom in, the hillbilly handfisher on the left kinda looks like a young, ripped ralphnuts
There was a time when I actually had hair that stuck out the front of my baseball cap like that. Those were the days. Rolling with stevegoat in the sunbird and rockin the offspring.