Finest Red Carpet Dress Ever?
This is Kelly Brook. I have no idea who Kelly Brook is aside from an actress on the red carpet for a British film premier. Whatever. The importance lies in this dress. Is it black lace, celofane (how the hell do you spell this word?), the white fireworks or “splatter” marks are clearly brilliant, and then of course the accentuated crack… Is that a real effect from the natural curvature or is this a visual effect by the dress designer? Either way, it is pure talent, maybe the finest red carpet dress I can recall.
P.S. Really, how do you spell that celaphane word? I typed this shitty word like 12 different ways and got the red squiggly “you f’d that word up dumbass” symbol under that word every time. I just don’t spell words wrong. This word though would kick CCW’s ass out of the school spelling bee whether I was in 3rd grade or 12th grade. Kind of bothering me. Yes, I could google this word and get the correct spelling, but it was more amusing to share my struggles with you all. Enjoy some more of this crazy Kelly Brook’s back side with me now…–CCWriter