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WORST FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE
Coolest fantasy football league ever? Well for sure it’s the worst. Yes, I said it and today the losers announce it.
You can copy it if you would like to use this format. We probably won’t even sue you.
THE WORLDS FIRST – WFFL CALLED “THE HUMAN LEAGUE”
Using traditional scoring we are looking to field THE WORST TEAM for the year. It’s a perfect compliment to the 6 leagues you are already in. It’s easy, whoever has the LEAST fantasy points wins the league.
Teams:
We have seven teams mostly of losersbracket.com authors:
Mayo, Roste Beefe, Spliff, Hull, Steve goat, CC Writer, and guest Bootencourt ( 7 teams)
FORMAT: – traditional scoring style looking for who can score the fewest fantasy points with the leagues biggest busts.
We will do a snake style online draft to pick your 10 players. We will use Jamey Eisenburg’s (senior writing at cbssports.com) top 70 players to choose from. All 70 will be picked. And 70-100 that we use if a player gets cut from the NFL OR goes on i.r.
every week all 10 of your players are active and play. No min or max on position, any TE, WR, QB, or RB.
If someone hits the i.r. or is no longer in the nfl. doubtful, etc is fine, as well as suspensions by roger goodell you can still play them.
Trades are allowed, free agency is not (unless on i.r. or cut from nfl).
points systems
rb/wr/te/qb…. 6pts, td, 1 pt for 10 yards rush/receiving, 4pts for throwing td, and 1 point for every 25 yards passing, -2 for a pick OR fumble.
-20 points if your player makes THE NOT TOP 10 ON SPORTSCENTER.
-20 if player is cut from your team for a non injury reason.
and -25 if that player is arrested by authorities.
Only qb/rb/te/wr on the top 70 will be allowed to be drafted. roster can be made up of whatever you want. 10 players. (they could all be wrs…)
Here are the top 100 (again the first 70 in the draft) the next 30 for free agent pick ups when needed.
No trade deadline and league lasts thru week 17.
There will be no head to head, completely based on year end points.
Mr. Hull will facilitate and we are grateful for that. The draft will begin this Friday at 7am central. Mr. Hull will announce the draft order prior. It will be done as a LIVE BLOG ON OUR SITE!
The Champion gets a pack of 4 tickets in the four region for any week night Bucks game against two lotto teams! The thrill!
Here are the top 100… It’s no secret I am targeting Brandon Lloyd as my #1 pick.
| Jamey Eisenberg
Senior Fantasy Writer
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– Roste Beefe
See the comment thread below on current draft IN PROGRESS!











Great stuff! Can’t wait to follow throughout the year.
Sleeper pick: Beanie Wells
Draft Order according to some website I have never heard of goes as follows…
Justin HullRound 1
1. Spliff
2. Roste Beefe
3. guest Bootencourt
4. Mayo
5. Hull
6. Steve goat
7. CC Writer
Round 2
8. guest Bootencourt
9. CC Writer
10. Spliff
11. Steve goat
12. Mayo
13. Roste Beefe
14. Hull
Round 3
15. Mayo
16. CC Writer
17. Roste Beefe
18. Steve goat
19. Spliff
20. Hull
21. guest Bootencourt
Round 4
22. Steve goat
23. Roste Beefe
24. Spliff
25. CC Writer
26. guest Bootencourt
27. Hull
28. Mayo
Round 5
29. Spliff
30. Hull
31. Roste Beefe
32. CC Writer
33. Mayo
34. Steve goat
35. guest Bootencourt
Round 6
36. Steve goat
37. Spliff
38. Hull
39. CC Writer
40. guest Bootencourt
41. Mayo
42. Roste Beefe
Round 7
43. Steve goat
44. Hull
45. Mayo
46. Spliff
47. guest Bootencourt
48. Roste Beefe
49. CC Writer
Round 8
50. guest Bootencourt
51. Steve goat
52. Mayo
53. Hull
54. Spliff
55. CC Writer
56. Roste Beefe
Round 9
57. Hull
58. Roste Beefe
59. Spliff
60. Mayo
61. Steve goat
62. CC Writer
63. guest Bootencourt
Round 10
64. Mayo
65. Spliff
66. Hull
67. CC Writer
68. Steve goat
69. guest Bootencourt
70. Roste Beefe
SpliffRound 1, Pick 1
Spliff selects Shonn Greene, NYJ (52)
Roste Beefe is up next…
Roste BeefeRound 1, 2nd pick
Roste BeefeJermichael Finley, Green Bay Packer TE. I see them keeping it spread out… no chance for Jer Fich to go off. Good solid bet to suck. I’m happy with this pick. Others had more possible down side, say Brandon Lloyd (who was my predraft smokescreen, but we are happy with him. I would of took him #1)
Justin HullThe latest selection: Bootencourt took RB Kevin Smith…Mayo is next up!
Roste BeefeRound 1, Pick 4
Mayo selects Stevan Ridley RB, New England Patriots
Commentary: The lawfirm has moved on to Cincinnatti….if Ridley equals the Green-Ellis numbers from last year, I’ll be happy with my #1 pick. Ripley?..a first rounder?….Believe it or Not.
Roste BeefeHull takes WR Stevie Johnson of Buffalo cause god told him to….
Steve goatI take Reggie’s Bush.
I don’t do fantasy football so I am going with the draft theory of “worst player available”
7th pick, first round, Issac Redman RB (#70)
Aaron Hernandez.
I’m looking forward to sitting in section 219 for Bucks/Bobcats on February 24th this winter.
they are falling to me now! I now have #70 and #69… Eisenberg you better be right.
Antonio Brown, Pitt WR
yeah baby i’m rolling!
Round 2, Pick 2
Spliff selects Benjarvus Green-Ellis (59)
That’s right. My team is now made up of a Benjarvus and a Shonn. Nametags will be necessary at practice.
Vernon Davis….I guess. Actually hard to pick who will do worse. He has a terrible QB so Ill go with him
Mayo your up.
With the 12th overall pick in the second round mayo takes rb peyton hillis (65) from kc.
First caucasian back off the board, and i believe the only one in the top 70. Solid white gold pick in the second round. Here’s hoping he turns into a wuss like last year.
Willis Mcgahee (hee hee) with the 13th overall pick in the second #60 overall.
Boy, this is already getting really tough. Donald Brown was ranked higher and looks suckier, I mean he had 1/2 the yards last year. BUT he has upside. Willis is 31 and now in a pass first not run ALWAYS offense, I see Willis having HUGE downside. I was really targeting two tight ends to start the draft, but that dream came to an end with Steve Goat’s V Davis pick. Gates just has too much upside with V Jax gone. Also my heart wanted to take Desean Jacksucks because the guy is just an a-hole and I love rooting against him, but he has too many 85 yard scores. (By the way, did you see the Eagles game, right before the half, Eagles are picked off, linebacker is running wild, Desean makes the tackle, and starts jumping around, smacking off like he is Ray friggin Lewis after a 4th and 1? A Hole!)
Hull will close out the 2nd round (14th pick) with Donald Brown, #64 overall…
Mayo, round 3 begins with you!
I’m feeling pretty good right now with Ridley, Hillis, and Bryant as my top (or should I say bottom?) three picks. I can’t wait to see Ray, Danny Manning, Cassell and the crew take on Vince Carter, Oliver Miller, and Damon Stoudamire on a cold, sleeting night.
With the first pick in the third round, Mayo selects WR, from the Dallas Cowboys, Dez Bryant.
Let me drop a little Mayometrics on Ya’ll: (Living on Tim Thomas-like potential) + (Bad Knee) + (Rap Sheet) + (Cowboys Offensive Line) = WFFL Champ
DESEAN JACKSON WR, (63)
#55 OVERALL, BRANDON LLOYD, is my third pick. i said i would take him first overall, and he fell to me.
brandon, meet deon branch, ocho sinko, donte stollworth and a bunch of other stiff that went to new england as the next best thing says randy moss.
you are screwed. pretty easy pick for a third rounder.
I Pick Percy Harvin.
Yes, I know he is all the Vikings have at WR, but still, the Vikings are terrible with a bad QB. Thats my reasons for a lot of picks. Bad QB. Plus, its so much fun to root against anyone on the Vikings!
Round 3,
Spliff selects Matt Ryan, Atl (59)
According to rules, every team needs a QB. This is by far the least shiny of the bunch. GOOOOOOO FALCONS!
Phillip Rivers,
I havent read the rules yet, but if we need a QB then I want one that’s going to be led by Norv Turner. Fun fact: Norv is listed outside of the top 1,000 most common baby names and does not have a translational meaning.
SteveGoat takes Tony Romo.
He will get hurt and throws a ton of interceptions.
Fun fact;
Tony Romo got to bang Jessica Simpson when she was on top of her game! Now thats worth some points.
Jeremy Maclin, WR Phil, 4th round selection, #56 overall ranking
Here’s hoping Vick gets hurt (likely) or Maclin is hurt (likely). I have no idea why people are taking QB’s and RB’s. Oh well, a lineup with Jer Fich, McGahee, Brandon Lloyd, and Maclin is going to suck I hope.
Thinking about a dream matchup of Bucks and Golden State Warriors (welcome back bogut), hope it snows about 1″ during the game so I have to drive 30mph an hour at 1am on the way home. Yes!
Round 4
Spliff selects Victor Cruz (45)
Starting to get a bit tough now. I’ll take a flyer on this flyer. Here’s to hoping dopey Eli forgets this guy is fast. Whuh? Who’s Victor? Where’s Plaxico? I’ve gotta go make OREO commercials.
Mike Wallace Pitt WR, (#58)
Well he was the worst rated, I expect him to sign and this pick turns to shit. Well, I stick with the plan…
Hello Antonio Gates! Welcome to my losers. Get hurt and make me happy cause every year I had you on my fantasy squad, you got hurt and I got mad!
Mayo, wrap up the 4th round…Spliff, you start the 5th after that and then I get to pick again!
I’ll take miles austin(57)….I dont hate the cowboys as much as i did in ’93, but it feels like austin hasnt played a full season since then.
Round 5
Spliff selects Marques Colston, NO (49)
That midget QB’s gotta spread the ball around in that offense. here’s to a couple down weeks for Mr. Number One.
How the mighty have fallen!
Frank Gore (42) rb
With Brandon goal line vulture jacobs signed and kendall hunter mr. speed gonna get more touches, we become a 3 headed monster. Once a rb starts to get crappy rarely do they rebound. He was once a first rounder and now a hopeful bust. Plus I see the Niners sucking this year. Yep, they were a one year wonder.
My roster: Finley, Willis, Lloyd, Maclin, Gore. Craptastic I tell ya!
BRANDON MARSHALL HIGHEST LEFT AT 44 IS ON MY ROSTER.
ill take mcfadden with the hopes and assuancr that hell be out by week 5.
35 Nicks, Hakeem WR NYG
Donald brown
Im not even certain thats his name, but tampas running back is now off the board
Round 3,
Spliff selects Jordy Nelson, GB (32)
‘Nuff said…
http://wp.me/p1pQMX-4yM
Sorry guys…rough few days…OK,
3rd pick 6-round: Ahmad Bradshaw
Up Next
39. CC Writer
40. guest Bootencourt
41. Mayo
42. Roste Beefe
Peyton Manning (i missed him last round) #55 overall. Here’s to you being Atari 5200. Not even close to the original 2600 version. A bust if I ever seen it.
crap, he was a third rounder… duh. OK… #40 DARREN SPROLES I’LL TAKE. it’s called a one year wonder for a reason…
Trent richardson….bad knee and cleveland equals fantasy mediocrity.
Steve Smith. You came back for one year, now please go away. Oh, I hate Cam too. Hopefully i can double dip later.
JULIO JONES, HULL THEN TOOK JAMAAL CHARLES.
VICK. MICHAEL.
Round 7
Spilff picks Jimmy Graham, TE NO (22)
3 hot picks
boot
jennings
roste
adrian peterson – get hurt!
cc
eli. top of the list and he sucked last night. i love a late draft!