Happy Endings, To Hell with the NFL…
Mr. Roger Goodell and my fellow Losers,
I write this letter today as a synopsis of where I find myself pushing 24 hours post the worst sports call in the history of not only professional football, but in all sports collectively. I doubt Commissioner Goodell would care to read this letter or bother to care what a fan of the game really thinks, but I write this as much for me as I do for any other purpose. CCWriter is sort of a selfish, self absorbed, pretentious bastard, smart ass anyways. Notice the amount I write the word I. Could I fall all over myself any more? Anyways, I have put this whole ordeal in perspective and really believe I have it all figured out. Do I really arrive at the notion to truly say “to Hell with the NFL” or ” Fuck it, I’m done watching this bullshit?” Well, yes, I’d like to, but we all know that won’t happen and yeah Goodell, you really do have us all by the balls. Let’s move on to “THE CALL.”
We’ve all seen the replay 1,000 fuckin times. A couple of things, some obvious and some not as much. The obvious, the pass should have clearly resulted in a touchback by interception. The NFL rules state basically that simultaneous possession must actually be simultaneous (which means at the exact same time) Simultaneous possession can not be acheived at a later moment than the exact same moment (which seems tough to imagine). The other obvious point was the missed OPI call which should have negated the entire fiasco anyways (the NFL recognized that missed call today). Most importantly is this acceptance by the media, coaches, players, talking heads, and so on that what is reviewable by rule is the letter of the law and that is final. Fuck that shit. If there is a rule that doesn’t make any sense, well, sit the hell down and change the fuckin rule then. This shit that actual possession and what really happened on this particular play is immaterial by rule just absolutely blows my mind. Look, I realize it can’t change this game. But how can the NFL proceed without reviewing and ammending rules of replay that just don’t make sense? To only have the ability to review whether a pass was complete or not is mostly pointless in this scenario.
Enough of that… I share with you now maybe the hottest talent at WinFest 2012 and I believe her talent level surpasses the confines of WinFest and beyond. Quite certain I should have watched hulahoop chick for three hours last night instead. Would have at least chalked up a Happy Ending for the night instead of losing precious time enduring the agony of uncalled for defeat. So enjoy with me, WinFest 2012 Hula Hoop chick. Like a poor man’s Scarlett Johansson, but maybe hotter and maybe a little high too, but that’s OK… Sincerely–CCWriter
P.S. I admit, getting back to blogging feels good, it’s a worthy outlet. And I also admit, during editing and getting this video posted, I certainly viewed WinFest talent girl for at least the equivalent of a half of an NFL football game. Her moves are truly hypnotic, almost like the drugs at WinFest…