Why does Mayonnaise do the spread?….think about it, you can’t spread Beefe on anything.  Away we go… Favorite Underdog The Spread Packers Brewers 7 Aoki Jackie Chan 23 Long Duck Dong Aoki Even Trading James Jones Having James Jones 5 Meatloaf the Food Meatloaf the Singer 89 Independence Day Canada Day 6 Water Balloons Helium Balloons 11 Ron Roenicke Ned Yost 42 State Fair Summerfest Even Pasta Salad Fruit Salad 3 Fruity Pebbles Trix 37 J Hull’s WWF Vote Governor Recall Vote $6,000,000 Mike Sherman Ray Rhodes Even Corey Hart at First Base Prince Fielder at...

The Green Bay Packer receivers get a lot of credit for being a top tier receiving group in the NFL. The truth of the matter is that two of the five wideouts ranked in the top 7 of drop rate in 2011 (see graphic below thanks to profootballfocus.com). This is one of two reasons why this Loser thinks that both James Jones and Donald Driver will not be on the starting roster on opening day 2012. On top of this stat, James Jones is always making comments that suggest he’s not a team player. McCarthy will not stand for that. As proven by the Favre story, Ted Thompson does not hang on to underperforming aging players, so say good bye to...

Green Bay Packer linebacker Clay Matthews, who has the same contract situation as Percy Harvin and Matt Forte, has just stuck it to his division rivals.  So much to love about this, especially considering Matthews is scheduled to make 800k (totally underpaid) this year and isn’t saying a word about it.

LaDanian Tomlinson is retiring.  Watch the video below to see how Losersbracket.com will always remember him.   Throw stats out the window when it comes to Tomlinson’s NFL career, as the music video called “Electric Glide” will move your feet quicker than LT hitting the hole. Congrats on a wonderful career LT.  We will miss you more than the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz.    

texas lottery Quick and dirty….here’s the link:  http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/05/bigfoot-spotted-in-idaho/ Long and Clean (like me) here is why Bigfoot (yes, I capitalize the B, because Bigfoot is his/her name), will never be caught on camera better than this: When I first watched the footage, I was like “Ok, maybe”.   But because this is a group of high school kids in the woods, my very quick next thought was “ok, so a kid has a gorilla costume and this is staged. But then, the photo of the footprint!!!….yeah, like that isn’t difficult to create. Then the kid does not want to be...

Rickie Weeks vs. Jamile Weeks:  PUSH Miguel Bautista over Yovanni Gallardo by 2 (runs and innings) Prince Fielder over Milwaukee Brewers by 100-some million Sunday over Monday by 7 Banana Split over Sundae by 7 1/2 Eddie Rabbitt vs Kenny Loggins: PUSH NFL over NBA by 68 Neil Diamond over Adam Sandler by 3 1/2 High Life over 64 by 64 Tree Rollins over Jimmy Rollins by 5 Henry Rollins over Tree Rollins by 2 Kung Fu over Mr. X by 13 Madden over Tecmo Bowl by 1 Madden vs Tecmo Super Bowl:  PUSH Ron Roenicke over Ned Yost by 52 Aaron Rodgers Day over Brett Favre Pass by 31 Chocolate Milk over White Milk by 9 Sexual Chocolate over Chocolate...