It is obvious that Jermichael Finley does not fit the “Packer People” tune that Mike McCarthy sings. With the departure of Donald Driver and impending departure of Greg Jennings, Packer nation is feeling the need, or even “the squeeze” that makes it seem a must to...
Hindsight is a little bit worse than adding grapefruit to a lemon lime soda. Adding grapefruit is 50/50, but hindsight is 20/20. Although I love a good Grampa Grafs drink, if the fantasy football season started today, here is how the draft would change.
Instead of Rodgers, Brees, and Brady...
7/10/2012 – The New England Patriots Weight Room
Aaron Hernandez: I’m tellin’ ya, Tom. I really think I’m going to have a break out season this year. I know Rob gets all the hype, but I think if you start looking my way more often, I could really surprise some...
Zack Seitz, 18, of Campbellsport, Wisconsin, landed a 59 pound carp and now owns the Wisconsin record for Carp taken by alternative method (bowfishing). It was weighed officially at Loehr’s Meat Market, so we know the poundage is accurate.
Losersbracket.com salutes you, Zack....
Why does Mayonnaise do the spread?….think about it, you can’t spread Beefe on anything. Away we go…
Long Duck Dong
Trading James Jones
Having James Jones
Meatloaf the Food
Meatloaf the Singer
J Hull’s WWF Vote
Governor Recall Vote
Corey Hart at First Base
Prince Fielder at...
The Green Bay Packer receivers get a lot of credit for being a top tier receiving group in the NFL. The truth of the matter is that two of the five wideouts ranked in the top 7 of drop rate in 2011 (see graphic below thanks to profootballfocus.com). This is one of two reasons why this Loser thinks that both James Jones and Donald Driver will not be on the starting roster on opening day 2012.
On top of this stat, James Jones is always making comments that suggest he’s not a team player. McCarthy will not stand for that.
As proven by the Favre story, Ted Thompson does not hang on to underperforming aging players, so say good bye to...
Do you think people are sitting at home with their motorcycles thinking “I would like to go for a ride today, but I really can’t think of a good cause”? Well, if this is true, those folks are in luck because you can ride to end dog fighting. Just the excuse we all needed.
So the Green Bay Packers have abandoned the run and only pass, correct? While they pass much more than they run, there are a number of teams that have a higher pass to run ratio than the Packers. As illustrated by the graphic below, division rival Detroit Lions have a more frequent...
The Green Bay Packers have the second easiest schedule going into 2012. This is based off of 2011 schedule so take what you want from it. The New England Patriots have the easiest schedule so both franchises appear to be a lock for the playoffs. Yep, I just said that in June. Hell,...
When they make the Robert Griffin III life movie, it is certain that he will be played by Andre Benjamin, who is now most known for his Schick commercial. The resemblance is remarkable and the fact that they both can be called 3G solidifies the notion. Coffee Black will become QB...
Green Bay Packer linebacker Clay Matthews, who has the same contract situation as Percy Harvin and Matt Forte, has just stuck it to his division rivals. So much to love about this, especially considering Matthews is scheduled to make 800k (totally underpaid) this year and isn’t saying a word about it.
LaDanian Tomlinson is retiring. Watch the video below to see how Losersbracket.com will always remember him. Throw stats out the window when it comes to Tomlinson’s NFL career, as the music video called “Electric Glide” will move your feet quicker than LT hitting the hole.
Congrats on a wonderful career LT. We will miss you more than the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz.
Why 8?…because seven ate nine.
Matt Kemp….Matt has done it in 21 less games and 84 less at bats.
Jordan Pachecho….he plays on the Colorado Rockies.
Tyler Pastornicky….he plays on the Atlanta Braves.
Jamile Weeks….I bet that is a funny Thanksgiving conversation....
Quick and dirty….here’s the link: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/05/bigfoot-spotted-in-idaho/
Long and Clean (like me) here is why Bigfoot (yes, I capitalize the B, because Bigfoot is his/her name), will never be caught on camera better than this:
When I first watched the footage, I was like “Ok, maybe”. But because this is a group of high school kids in the woods, my very quick next thought was “ok, so a kid has a gorilla costume and this is staged.
But then, the photo of the footprint!!!….yeah, like that isn’t difficult to create.
Then the kid does not want to be...
Rickie Weeks vs. Jamile Weeks: PUSH
Miguel Bautista over Yovanni Gallardo by 2 (runs and innings)
Prince Fielder over Milwaukee Brewers by 100-some million
Sunday over Monday by 7
Banana Split over Sundae by 7 1/2
Eddie Rabbitt vs Kenny Loggins: PUSH
NFL over NBA by 68
Neil Diamond over Adam Sandler by 3 1/2
High Life over 64 by 64
Tree Rollins over Jimmy Rollins by 5
Henry Rollins over Tree Rollins by 2
Kung Fu over Mr. X by 13
Madden over Tecmo Bowl by 1
Madden vs Tecmo Super Bowl: PUSH
Ron Roenicke over Ned Yost by 52
Aaron Rodgers Day over Brett Favre Pass by 31
Chocolate Milk over White Milk by 9
Sexual Chocolate over Chocolate...