Hilarious take on the new talking points from the GOP. You can’t say rich, you can only say “job creators”. So is this just another way to create a conflict between the parties? Or is this just a not very subtle way of talking about class warfare? Who are the...
Prince Fielder Score...
posted by Rantelope
I’m not completely sure, because I spend almost all my time on Spring, Summer, and Fall evenings watching Brewers baseball, but isn’t Prince the first Brewer to hit the new Scoreboard, not only once, but twice? I think they should put up little decals on the board for every spot...
Fakery: It’s t...
posted by Rantelope
I’m protesting. I’m going to say I care about spending money and all we can do is cut services to save money, but I’m willing to run as a fake candidate so that we can spend more money and lose either way. Especially in the 18th, Hopper doesn’t stand a chance in...
Jail Birds
posted by Rantelope
From the prison guards: when criminals know they’re going to get out earlier for good behavior, they behave better. The rates of recidivism are lower than the national averages and it saves the State money. Do a few early release prisoners do bad things, yes. Do most of the Losers...
Then we’re sh*...
posted by Rantelope
What do repubs dream of when they take their little repubs snooze? Do they dream of mauling liberals, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don’t you worry your pretty coiffed head, we’re gonna get you back to gold coast and your cozy repub bed. And then we’re gonna find...
It’s Not a Thi...
posted by Rantelope
I simply post this as an anger management moment. I’ve been quiet awhile wondering what I should tackle, a multi-part expose on healthcare, a tirade on the fact that Ed Sedar is a drunk and ruins games by his third base “coaching”, or should I simply jump out of the soup...
Carlos Gomez…I can’t find 3rd base?
posted by Rantelope
If you decide to be an ignoramus, you should wear that belt with massive pride, similar to Carlos Gomez trying to turn a double into a triple while Eddie “I’m a huge drunk” Sedar is waving you on but laughing ’cause he’s not sure what’s happening in the outfield. It’s all about convenient ideology. When you’ve got a center fielder who can run like the wind, you have to play him even though he’s going to be a mental midget. Somehow this relates to WI politics, but I’m not sure how or even why. I just know that whenever I listen to the radio and Uecker is obviously wondering...
Prince Fielder is Fa...
posted by Rantelope
Okay, I know that I’m only good for posting things that involve politics, but this is political. Fielder is fat. I’m fat. I feel empowered by the fact that Seinfeld said it was okay to make fun of people if you are them, like the dentist who becomes a Jew just to make Jewish...
Voting IDiot
posted by Rantelope
As we move backward in the former great State of Wisconsin, now commonly known as FitzWalkerstan (FWS), it is amazing to me how many people think Voter ID is a great idea. While we struggle with the massive problem of voter fraud which is so rampant as to disrupt almost every election in...
Privatization
posted by Rantelope
There once was a man who said f*** it, I don’t want to pay for a bum from Nantucket. While drinking his gin and wiping his chin he proclaimed “if they don’t like it they can suck it!” It’s easy to label redistribution of wealth as bullshit, and I’d agree....
IT’S BE…...
posted by Rantelope
A new wave of unadulterated vision and hope to all of you Losers..let the the rest of your lives begin!





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