Heard about this when Drew Olson was debating the schmaltz factor of that ridiculous song they play underneath the highlights montage after the NCAA Championship game. It’s schmaltzy, yes. But classic and traditional, too. I don’t mind it, just like I don’t mind hanging white...
Missing Link FOUND
posted by Spliff
And oh Guido, you’ve a-been up to a-no gooood! Giving mustache rides in Cedarburg all night? You’re a naughty sausage, aren’t...
Guido is missing.
posted by Spliff
Don’t panic. Yet. (We did just get 4 fucking feet of snow. Hey Winter? Come on, man!!!!) But our friend Lydia Mulvaney at the Journal Sentinal reports… The Klement’s Racing Italian Sausage went barhopping in Cedarburg recently, delighting patrons and posing for...
Brewers 2013 preview
posted by Spliff
It’s that time again! Two weeks until pitchers and catchers report!!! Puts a smile on my face. The best part is that there is no hype. No expectations with this team. No pressure. Just the way I like it. Now, relax and enjoy the LosersBracket official positive Brewers Preview...
NFL Lip Reading
posted by Spliff
Gosh darn silly. But absolutely hilarious stuff. (Sorry about the stupid ad before the video, but it’s worth...
Vote for Whitey!
posted by Spliff
Well, this is pretty much off-the-charts racist. But funny. Check out this video from Chris Rock. And enjoy voting today,...
Happy Birfday, Ice C...
posted by Spliff
Straight outta Compton, YO! Happy 43rd Birthday, Gangsta! N.W.A. was my favorite RAP...
FIRE ROENICKE!
posted by Spliff
There is no such thing as a “curse” or “baseball gods”, so this borderline ridiculous string of injuries for the Milwaukee Brewers is obviously somebody’s fault. I blame Ron Roenicke. Fire him. Fire him NOW. For the first time in years, the Crew is fielding an All-star caliber catcher and he’s sidelined by A SUITCASE!?!?!?!?!? WTF!??!?!?!?!?!?? If you live under a rock, the story is here. I’m gonna go puke up my breakfast again. “Everything is exactly the same,” said Roenicke. “The hamstrings, the pulled quads, the sore shoulders, those can be prevented because there is a...
Old Man Baller
posted by Spliff
Maybe a little played out, the whole “young-guy-dressed-up-like-an-old-guy”, but I liked it. Funny stuff. .
Maxim hottie smarter than Jermichael Finley?
posted by Spliff
Äæåê Ðè÷åð ôèëüì In a recent interview done for Maxim Magazine, uber-hottie April Rose asked the hard hitting questions to Jermichael Finley and Super Bowl ring-wearing Santana Dotson. And if you thought Jermichael had hands made out of concrete this year, check out what’s between his ears. YIKES. (And nice outfit, by the way, Jermichael.) And well, because it’s May, I’ll just throw in some more...
Top Gun 2: The Retirement Home
posted by Spliff
Yeeeeeeeesh! If you’re not feeling old today, here’s a glimpse at the 4 main characters from Top Gun, released in 1986. A great year, by all accounts, but the years afterward have been a rough go. Oh, and still the undisputed reigning champ of “Gayest Scene Ever Filmed”, over Will & Grace, over Brokeback Mountain, and even over any “Glee” episode that’s ever...
NFL Draft Day Highlights
posted by Spliff
Well, just one highlight. I actually didn’t catch much of the NFL Draft, I was glued to the TV watching a scintillating rally with 5 singles in the 5th inning in a pivotal Royals/Indians game! But here’s all you really need to know about last night’s action. Steal of the draft? It’s not Miami’s pick of Texas A&M standout quarterback, Ryan Tannehill, but rather his wife. Well played, Tannehill. WELL....
Brewers Highlights You May Have Missed
posted by Spliff
It’s one thing to be featured on Sportscenter, or Top Plays, or if you’re really cool, given top billing on “C’mon Man!!!” But last night, I saw some stuff that only true losers will appreciate. First up, LB fave Carlos “Spaz” Gomez goes yard, and well, his home run trot was hardly a “trot”. Enjoy. Next up, a play you probably won’t want to show the impressionable teeball team you’re coaching, but impressive to us seasoned grown-ups. NICE PLAY,...
New Brewers commercial
posted by Spliff
Just three days til’ Opening Day! And with spring comes new Brewers commercials. Pretty good one here, representin’ DA WIZZZZZZ HOUSE!...





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