Dear Old Man Winter, Why don’t you fuck off already? I’ve been holding my tongue for the last few months, but really, it has gotten to the point that I feel obligated to say something on behalf of everyone on the eastern half of the United States of goddamn America. Why are you...

Merry Christmas Losers. It is that time of the year again, just like that. Once again, a pretty good year to be a Wisconsin Sports fan. The Packers have wrapped up the Division and are legit contenders again – yes lot’s of doubters out there, but they have as good of a shot as...

A few months ago I made the decision to have my boys snipped. Enough kids running around here, time for the big vasectomy. I wanted to know what I was getting into, so in advance of the procedure I sat down with my good buddy who previously had the procedure done and hit him with some...

Film producer Robert Rodriguez is taking things to the logical next level for movie going audiences who take in his new flik “Spy Kids: All the Time in the World.” That’s right, no longer is 3D enough, now we can watch films in 4D. What is the 4th D, you ask? Well,...

Topic: My Shitty Week Category: Absurdity If I’ve ever had a reason to RANT, I’m pretty sure this is it. I’m not posting this to complain, I’m really not. In fact, I’ve somehow managed to find my shitty week somewhat entertaining. And yes, I realize there are...

Is there anything better than about 8 beers followed by a big ol’ gyro? Probably not. The holiday weekend is almost here, so I’m pretty sure you should make it a goal to get at least marginally drunk and get your hands on a gyro. Come on, it’s been a while, so get it done....

Never really thought I would be emotional moved by the National Anthem, especially anything to do with the city of Boston (hate Boston Rob and the entire city, including douche of the year favorite Tom Brady) but the National Anthem here at Fenway means that yeah, maybe we ain’t all so...

So that Pong video from the other day got me thinking…if your typical american thinks that pong shot was impressive, they should be really impressed by the below video. If you have ever picked up a hacky sack, you will appreciate this kids skills. Not easy what he is doing. Watch the...

John Cena announcement of the Bin Laden death at big WWE event. Check it out. Nothing more American than fake wrestling. Well, the fake boobs on the fake wrestler’s are very American as well. Oh, and check out this prophetic South Park video from a while back. The whole deal went...

Well Losers, the weekend is nearly upon us. Most of you probably have your plans locked in. However, in the event you are sitting there wondering what the hell you are going to do this weekend, here is a suggested itinerary: Friday Evening: Get a babysitter, take the wife out to dinner. ...

Look, I know that asshole Old Man Winter is still hanging around. My local weatherman is telling me that it could be snowing when I wake up tomorrow morning. Considering it is almost May, this is somewhat depressing. But screw it, I’m a Wisconsinite, and it is time to grill some...

In 1994 Ralphnuts was a Freshman at the University of Oshkosh. Didn’t do well the Freshman year. Grades suffered. Several reasons for this. Beer, parties, girls everywhere, beer. However, one of the primary reasons Ralphnuts did not excel was because he spent a fair amount of his...

Well, about two weeks ago, I was sitting on my deck basking in the sunshine enjoying a Corona with a Lime, getting ready for Spring and Summer to roll on in. Apparently Mother Nature wasn’t on board with that, and it is now Winter again. Bummer. Oh well, back to the hearty winter...

Well folks, he’s done it again.  In another brilliant display of marketing savvy, Martin Lawrence has again captured the attention of the American media.  And again, he’s used his trademark “old black woman” costume to do it.   This time, Lawrence donned his patented suit and...

Hello.  RalphNuts here.  Well, apparently the staff writers at LosersBracket do not work on the weekends, so I have been asked to update my own picks.  Wasn’t it enough that I spent three fucking days being starved by my owner, so I was motivated to eat the little snicky snacks he...

This is the only bracket you will need. You are sure to bring home the winnings from any office pool or Vegas gambling event. These picks were performed by a Losers Bracket special contributor; RalphNuts The Cat. This cat was deprived food for about 12 hours. Pieces of food were then placed...