Yup, I said!  Zack Greinke did not deserve to be an All-Star in the 2012!  I know, his numbers (entering Sunday) may say otherwise as he was 9-2 with a 2.82 ERA.  Most years, those digits put you in line with a Cy-Young award…this year is different. Zack Greinke (MIL) – 9-3/2.82 ERA/1.167 WHIP/102 innings/102 SO/22 BB Tony La Russa (yes, even typing that name bothers me) chose 8-starting pitchers for this year’s NL All-Star team…lets take a look at who they are: Matt Cain (SF) – 9-3/2.53 ERA/0.950 WHIP/113.2 innings/114 SO/23 BB R.A Dickey (NYM) – 12-1/2.15 ERA/0.885 WHIP/113 innings/116 SO/25 BB Gio...

Oh, my Milwaukee Brewers. I am convinced that this is the final countdown.  Their mini-run at being actually halfway decent, not great, but decent, is over.   I know what you are thinking, I’m panicking, it’s early May, last year they started 14-20 (they are currently 11-14.) A few things have led me to this. Well the Crew lost to Jeff Suppan.  Got shut out.  And the night before Mark Kotsay beat the Crew.  That is enough for me.  But there is much, much, more.  This could be rock bottom and they recover or I believe the beginning of the end of the fun.  Back to the early 90s. 1.  Luck.  Or rather injuries, or well I...

It’s one thing to be featured on Sportscenter, or Top Plays, or if you’re really cool, given top billing on “C’mon Man!!!”  But last night, I saw some stuff that only true losers will appreciate.  First up, LB fave Carlos “Spaz” Gomez goes yard, and well, his home run trot was hardly a “trot”.  Enjoy. Next up, a play you probably won’t want to show the impressionable teeball team you’re coaching, but impressive to us seasoned grown-ups.  NICE PLAY,...

MILWAUKEE BREWERS RYAN BRAUN  urine sample is for sale on e-bay. It’s a losersbracket.com exclusive.   We broke the news, just like Prince Fielder used to break wind after all that tofu he must of eaten. According to the post on e-bay… This “one of a kind” urine sample commemorates the largest story in Brewers history since Derrick Turnbow grew a moustache.    Comes with it’s own tupperware dish.  (When it arrives, please keep it on your desk for a minimum of three days before using.) It’s a must have for any tailgate party this year or simply as a place on your shelf in your man cave. Of...

WTF, baby?  You’re my son’s favorite player.  Heck, you’re my WIFE’S favorite player.  And being crowned National League MVP is amazing.  Not to mention, you’ve almost singlehandedly rejuvenated baseball fever in Brew City.  And you’ll likely go down in history with your head on the Mount Rushmore of all-time Brewers greats, but, I dare ask you, Mr. Braun… WHAT HEAD ARE WE GOING TO CARVE INTO THAT MOUNTAIN, THIS ONE??  YIKES!  GET IT TOGETHER, MAN! We did enjoy Aaron Rodgers “phase” with the mustache*.  Kitchy and fun.  But this (with all due respect sir) has got to be...

Dear Prince, I have a favor to ask you.  Can you contact my son?   You see he asked me why you weren’t going to be a Milwaukee Brewer next year.   He was pretty bummed.  He’s 7.   He has a poster of you in his room.  He’s just starting to really enjoy baseball.  I didn’t know what to say really.  I hoped you could respond. How do you explain to a 7 year old that you are leaving and willing to go to any team to play for the most money that team will give you?   Even though your best friend plays here and you liked playing for the Brewers.  He didn’t understand why you would leave that situation just...